If you’re not following Street Carnage, you should be punched in the taint. This is golden.
AN OPEN LETTER TO MEN WHO SEND DICK SHOTS TO WOMEN
“You know what women masturbate to? The color orange. Or maybe a sunset. Or a nonexistent man in a suit taking her future children to the park. If you want to get a woman horny, send her a picture of you carrying a briefcase or maybe playing a guitar onstage. Biology is yucky to them. Seeing a pair of hairy balls bounce against sopping labia majora is an image only a man could love (and even then we’re repulsed after we’ve finished and see the video still rolling on our computer).”
Ned always gets it right.
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What bullshit is this? SERIOUSLY WHAT IS THIS BULLSHIT?! THIS IS THE STUPIDEST BULLSHIT I EVER READ
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Oh, look! Rampant sexism and generalization!
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So, yea. Men think that we want to have pics of their junks texted to us because they love getting pics of our lady...
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one time these guys interviewed alan and i in brooklyn. i will never show y mom that interview…it was comical though....
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If he’s “playing a character,” he’s more Method than Brando. He’s more or less like that in real life, only potentially...
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aging Gen-X version...Odd Future. Ignore him.
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molly-connolly reblogged this from poo--blog and added:
Er. This article was either written by a lady with a particularly low sex drive who assumes she’s representative
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After reading the article in the link, I think the person who wrote it is a dick himself. “I love arguing with homos...
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